No one ever wanted to be sent to the nurse’s office in our elementary school. You’d have to be at death’s door to want to go there, with many kids preferring to duke it out with the Grim Reaper, instead. Our school nurse had one eye smaller than the other and when she peered at kids through the thick lens of her glasses it would send shivers down the spine. Plus she had breasts the size of World War II torpedoes, and just about as pointy. These protruding organs thankfully prevented kids from getting too close to her. Oh, and I forgot to also mention she had really bad breath!