Religious Affiliation Of Ants

Back in the early 1970’s, shock jock Don Imus introduced his listeners to a string of irreverent characters who were a part of his early shows. One of the more outrageous inventions was the Right Reverend Billy Sol Hargis of the First Church of the Gooey Death and Discount House of Worship. As I recall there were even advertisements for various religious products, like a pair of sandals that would help parishioners walk the straight and narrow.  This footwear would pinch toes if the wearer should attempt to enter a bar or venture into any other undesirable establishment.